This is a collection of various bits and pieces that I have been sent from time to time. Don’t read too many at a time - they’ll completely addle your brain.

Complaints. These seem to have been doing the rounds for years. They are supposed to be complaints from council tenants. Whether they are genuine or not is for you to judge.

Definitions. A few wry comments.

Useless Facts. Don’t ask me, I just collect ‘em. Again, whether or not you choose to believe anything in this random collection is entirely up to you.

Modern Life. The trouble with using words like ‘modern’ is that the subject quickly gets out of date. Never mind, a few of these signs of how we may all be affected by ‘modern life’ might strike a chord with you.

News Flash. Unlikely news items. Sometimes you feel that you just can’t make these up. On the other hand ...

Questions. Many unanswerable. Mostly just plain daft.

Poetry. Nearly every other home site I look at seems to have poetry on it. Oh well, you might as well suffer mine as well.

Naughty Pictures. For amusement only.

Old Jokes. There’s no such thing as a new joke. Some of these ‘oldies’ might still amuse.

Anger. Feeling angry? A story to make you feel better.

Stabler’s Work. An oddball collection from a former acquaintance.

Retirement. New life-skills to learn now that I have retired.

Watching. Watching me, watching you. Or is it the other way around?

Lists. More Odds and Ends.

Axis Of Evil. When this page was first published on this site, a lot of search engines started to access it.

Bad Puns. I’m sure I’ve said this before, but it’s exactly what it says on the tin.

A Tax Man Replies. This is a real gem.

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