People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?

I’m a dyslexic Satanist. I worship the drivel. - Linda Smith

We know Jesus wasn’t English because he wore sandals - but never with socks. - Linda Smith

God thinks I’m a better person because I wear a hat.

Blasphemy is a strange concept. As true god could never be harmed simply by something someone said, nor would ever need to be defended by a mere mortal.

[Home] [Office Life] [Quotes] [Quotes A] [Quotes C] [Quotes D] [Quotes E] [Quotes F] [Quotes G] [Quotes I] [Quotes M] [Quotes P] [Quotes R] [Quotes S] [Quotes W] [Oddities] [Contact]