A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I want to die while asleep like my Grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

I wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

All I want are the same rights as other minorities like blacks, vegetarians, Muslims, asylum seekers, and one-legged lesbian lorry drivers to lead my own life. - Robin Page (former presenter of One Man And His Dog)

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