I didn't fight my way up to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian.

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

Yesterday evening, I phoned my local pizza delivery firm and asked for a thin and crusty supreme. They sent me Diana Ross.

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