People knock ASBOs, but you have to bear in mind that they are the only qualifications these kids are going to get. - Linda Smith

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo, 1969.

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a railway carriage; but if he has had a university education, he may steal the whole railway.

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten. - BF Skinner, 1964.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

To study a subject best, you should understand it thoroughly before you start.

There are three kinds of people: The one that learns by reading; the few who learn by observation; the rest who have to touch the electric fence for themselves.

Three reasons to be a teacher....Xmas, Easter, Summer.

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