Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? - Steven Wright.

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.

My Dog Can Lick Anyone.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

A snail can sleep for three years.

Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?

Butterflies taste with their feet.

 I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs, as a cow's knees can't bend to walk down steps.

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

The male pray mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. 

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