Stakeholder: Anyone who can bugger up your business.

Accountancy: An attempt to steer a ship by looking at its wake!

Accountancy: Counting money that has been earned by other people.

Accountancy: Making money counting other people's money!

Banking: Making money using other people's money!

Economists: People who work with numbers, but don't have the personality to be accountants.

Internal Audit: A way to give headless chickens a bad name!

Internal Audit: An attempt to steer a ship by removing the rudder!

Micro-Management: Involving one's self in minute details as a way of avoiding real issues. (Now, who does that remind you of?)

Teamwork: Several people doing what one person wants.  

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